February 2012
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missingkeys:
The FREAKIN’ MUPPETS, MAN. BOTH of them! Omigosh.
OH MY GOD SHUT UP WITH THAT. I CAN’T HANDLE IT.
“We’ll get out peeps together.” Shut the front door. I totally want D. Criss in a Muppet movie.
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It is terrible to have to ask for anything ever. We wish we were something that...
– Miranda July, Something That Needs Nothing (via taylamp)
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You have the right to eat, because you are a human being.
You also need to...
– Michelle, aka The Fat Nutritionist, “How to eat, in a nutshell”
Go read the whole thing. *shoos*
(via drst)
The Fat Nutritionist was the first person I read who laid out the (in retrospect totally logical) argument that all this talk about how sugar or fat or carbs are “addicting” and all this...
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fiddleyoumust:
That moment when you finish a book, look around, and realize that everyone is just carrying on with their lives as though you didn’t just experience emotional trauma at the hands of a paperback.
GPOY after I read A Fault in Our Stars. ALL THE TEARS AND HEARTBREAK WERE MINE.
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Even though Miss B has moved twice since we lived together, I saw this pic and my brain immediately went, “Hooooooommmmmmeeee.”
I feel like Maureen O’Hara in The Quiet Man. I can’t wait to live again with “all my things shining about me.”
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"You've confused a 'war on your religion' with...
cognitivedissonance:
— JON STEWART, The Daily Show.
Yep, conservatives.
Jon Stewart returns from break and drops some truth bombs.
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The Washington Post, On Love: 'I'm his greatest... →
thestrangestofplaces:
A few weeks ago I attended what was a first for me: a surprise wedding. My grandmother, Shirley Belasco, and my (now official!) grandfather Max Desfor, aged 90 and 98, shocked the guests at my grandmother’s 90th birthday party by announcing they were getting married - that night! Oh, how I cried.
I want to congratulate them, but also want to thank them. As the first...
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A House of my Own
vanguardstar:
Not a flat. Not an apartment in back. Not a man’s house. Not a daddy’s. A house all my own. With my porch and my pillow, my pretty purple petunias. My books and my stories. My two shoes waiting beside the bed. Nobody to shake a stick at. Nobody’s garbage to pick up after.
Only a house quiet as snow, a space for myself to go, clean as paper before the poem.
-Sandra Cisneros
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I fell in love the way you fall asleep: slowly, then all at once.
– The Fault In Our Stars (via lucasthehuman)
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Well, isn’t all religions curious? If they weren’t, how would you get anyone to...
– Juno and the Paycock, Seán O’Casey (via millionsmillions)
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Sixteen Things Calvin and Hobbes Said Better Than... →
booksmatter:
A sampling:
On life’s constant little limitations
Calvin: You know, Hobbes, some days even my lucky rocket ship underpants don’t help.
On expectations
Calvin: Everybody seeks happiness! Not me, though! That’s the difference between me and the rest of the world. Happiness isn’t good enough for me! I demand euphoria!
On the evils of mangling words
Calvin: Verbing weird...
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When people are ready to, they change. They never do it before then, and...
– Andy Warhol (via irrelevantttt)