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What’s the internal temperature of a Tauntaun?
Luke warm.
Oh no.
*slow clap*
It’s so punny!
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“The Superstar”
$100 a month
Enjoy the reportage of Sam Simon? Nina Totenberg? Lakshmi Singh? For one-hundred dollars a month you may choose any news correspondent to spend a weekend in Big Sur with you. Once you arrive at the Nepenthe resort, you’ll close your suite doors and anything goes. Cosplay? BDSM? That thing where one of you dresses as a baby and the other one dresses as a snowman? None of our business. It’s your time. With this package, you’ll also receive a pack of fifteen dildos, specially selected for you by puzzle-master Will Shortz.
~ Funny Women #56: “This NPR Pledge Drive Is Getting Out of Hand” via The Rumpus
These fake pledge gifts are genius. Seriously.
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Rebel Commune will make NO promise that children left for playdates will not return with their hair colored with unsweetened Kool-Aid and moussed into fake mohawks. Thank your petty gods for the mercy we show in not getting out the clippers and sending them home with REAL ones.
~ from The Punk Dad Manifesto, via The Morning News
~ photo via ~LivingxDeadxUnicorn
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shut up and lemme see your jazz hams
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What if The Social Network had been directed by someone other than David Fincher, College Humor dares to ask.
I am especially fond of the Michael Bay option. “The Internet will STOP SPINNING.”
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Even though I am generally an outgoing person, there’s at least one moment at every single party ever where I feel like this. Usually, I end up in the kitchen washing dishes.
back to the cave
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The 100 Greatest Movie Insults of All Time.
It NSFW, and I’m a little sad that they didn’t include the cheerdown from Bring It On, but it is otherwise awesome.
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